PINEAPPLEEXPRESS Story By Judd Apatow, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg Screenplay By Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg A Judd Apatow Joint November 28, 2006
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- Page 4 and 5: PRIVATE MILLER Oh...um...what was t
- Page 6 and 7: 11/28/06 5 WOMAN * Uh...yea- * Dale
- Page 8 and 9: 11/28/06 7 DALE (CONT'D) As a tax p
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- Page 12 and 13: 11/28/06 11 DALE * I will. I promis
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- Page 18 and 19: SAUL (CONT'D) And that, combined wi
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- Page 22 and 23: The Grey-Haired Man and the Female
- Page 24 and 25: SAUL I don’t know, the old guy wh
- Page 26 and 27: Dale continues staring at the joint
- Page 28 and 29: SAUL (CONT’D) Dude, I was so scar
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- Page 34 and 35: INT. RED’S APARTMENT - MAIN ROOM
- Page 36 and 37: SAUL No! Smash it! Dale sighs, then
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- Page 40 and 41: 11/28/06 39 DALE * No! We’re not
- Page 42 and 43: DALE It’s four o’fucking clock?
- Page 44 and 45: - Bored and tired, they wait. Saul
- Page 46 and 47: DALE Saul. Ask him. SAUL (to Dale)
- Page 48 and 49: DALE (in pain) AAAHHH! Ash EXPLODES
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Dale raises his fist. RED Please do
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SAUL (CONT’D) Come on, let’s ta
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BUDLOFSKY * They’re long gone. *
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EXT. STREET - DAY CAROL (O.S.) (thr
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11/28/06 59 ROBERT * What the hell
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DALE I think their drug dealers. Wh
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11/28/06 63 ANGIE * Dad, put the gu
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11/28/06 65 ANGIE * Shut up dad! *
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TED I want to talk to the Asians. G
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DALE I probably couldn’t have don
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EXT. CRACKHEAD PARK - NIGHT * There
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DALE * (proud) * Yeah. She’s pret
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POLICE LIAISON You call this little
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POLICE LIAISON Are you telling me y
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DALE Turn on the wipers! Saul mindl
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EXT. QUIET RESIDENTIAL STREET - MOM
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INT. HOTEL ROOM - CONTINUOUS Angie
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DALE If you haven’t noticed, we
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CAROL We should probably get to the
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11/28/06 89 MATHESON * AHH!!! FUCK!
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BUDLOFSKY * Don’t. Ted wants him.
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11/28/06 93 RED (CONT’D) I’m ha
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11/28/06 95 INT. BARN - CONTINUOUS
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SAUL Oh really? What, you forget to
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INT. OBSERVATION LAB - CONTINUOUS D
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SAUL Dale? You’re alive! DALE Wha
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Saul suddenly GRABS Dale and pulls
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Saul lifts himself in. SUDDENLY, Da
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11/28/06 107 CLICK. CLICK. None of
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CAROL * Oh yeah! * INT. UNDERGROUND
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SAUL No fucking way. Seriously? (po
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DALE * What? Why? * RED * You’re
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Red pushes himself off Dale and Sau